Bad ideas with time to kill

So originally I was just going to talk about another awful idea but each subsequent mouse click led to more bad ideas and people with too much time on their hands and should probably be on some sort of National Security watch list.  So here we go.

The first awful idea is Rear Gear.  As their slogan says "No More Mr. Brown Eye!"  This is basically an air freshener that you hang on your dog's butt.  My thought is if it bugs you that much, you probably shouldn't have gotten your dog in the first place.

The next thing that came up is called the Humunga Tongue.  What better way to have a great day at the park with your dog than to throw a ball with a giant tongue on it?  Who wouldn't get a kick out of it?  I've always wished my dog had a longer tongue and looked like a cartoon.

 

Now if you think the Humunga Tongue looks like a great time you'll probably like Pet Star Wars Costumes.  I've never understood the fascination with dressing up dogs in costumes.  It seems like the people who do it are lonely old people who never had kids or their kids never let their parents dress them up like an Ewok.  The people who dress their dogs up are probably the ones who dress their baby's up in monkey costumes or put leashes on their kids when they go to the grocery store.  And we wonder why drug use is going up.

So if you're dressing your dog up like Yoda you're obviously into torture.  Don't even try to deny it.  And since it's your thing I have something special for you from some people that have lots of free time on their hands and a twisted sense of humor.  Follow Me!

And one last link just because I'm amazed/scared by the creativity of some people (with paper in this case).